Lost in translation...

Funny things happens when you work in a bilingual office. People get tired or stressed and seem to be loosing their words...

Heard over the last few weeks:

- Doing a toast : "Up yours !!"

- Talking about a new desk: "They finally installed my new intimacy panel !"

- About Christmas decorations: "I love my balls !!"

- Talking about a chipped tooth: "My thong hurts now !"

- About the stock boy: "Where's my stalker ?"

- Looking at documents: "We need to run a queer hey !"

- About the big crowd outside the office: "I'll just whack them off with my thing!"

- While eating chicken: "This cock is delicious !!"

How about you; any quotes that were lost in translation ?