Construction update...

My mom is still keeping an eye on the construction progress of her new place... The reception area is done and there's even furniture in ! Looking quite fancy so far.

Miam...

Moka's new favorite snack ?



Shampoo. She has stolen and eaten 2 bottles so far.



I swear I am feeding her !!

Happy Birthday Mrs. T !!

I work in a office that likes practical jokes and big celebration. We just couldn't quiet the receptionist's birthday ! Her entire desk was also covered with tacky plastic flowers and confettis.

WE had a blast...

Lost in translation...

Funny things happens when you work in a bilingual office. People get tired or stressed and seem to be loosing their words...

Heard over the last few weeks:

- Doing a toast : "Up yours !!"

- Talking about a new desk: "They finally installed my new intimacy panel !"

- About Christmas decorations: "I love my balls !!"

- Talking about a chipped tooth: "My thong hurts now !"

- About the stock boy: "Where's my stalker ?"

- Looking at documents: "We need to run a queer hey !"

- About the big crowd outside the office: "I'll just whack them off with my thing!"

- While eating chicken: "This cock is delicious !!"

How about you; any quotes that were lost in translation ?

Wish list...

To the ones that were asking or wondering what to get me for Christmas ? (I know, I'm getting a bit old to be that excited about that big commercial Holiday...)



Here's the only thing that matters this year :

THE shoes.

I swear I've been really good this year !!

Oh! Yes I did !!

I just couldn't wait any longer and made my Christmass tree last night...


And I am not to be held responsible for it: the Cremant made me do it !

Because I can...

I had a slow Saturday ; Watched old and tacky movies, cleaned a bit... and opened the best bottle of Cremant.



I somehow slept really well !! Ahem...

yeah... About that...

Being a good girl, I wrote down my wish list on the white board at work ; task that we obviously take very seriously in the office...

Being my funny self, I wrote down: Surprise, Edible Surprise, Drinkable Surprise.

Yeah... Some perverted coworkers couldn't help but notice the Edible one...

Jealousie...

I know some of you will be very jealous of this...



And I really mean it !



Moka and I spent 2 hours playing in the snow and I'm still not clear on who had the most fun...

Bored...

What happens when you leave an old dog alone for too long ? The dog will eventually find a way to steal a can a fruit and eat it.

Literally.

I spent about an hour looking in her mouth for open sores or something but in the end she was fine. I then felt so guilty that I went and bought her the biggest bone I could find...