Who I am...

Totally following the trend here:




I am...



- Definitely not a romantic

- Easily amused by very childish things

- Addicted to tattoos, peppermint latte triple shot espresso and anything with chocolate

- Very lazy when it comes to do the dishes



I want...



- A whole lot more money

- To take a year off and travel around the world

- To finally accept that I am overweight and do something about it

- Boobs without any scars



I have...



- Amazing friends

- A somewhat normal family

- The ability to learn anything very quickly

- A quirky sense of humour



I hate...



- Violence, racism, judgemental people, smoochy couples, lineups and green peas

- That I am so critical of myself

- Being touched by strangers



I fear...



- Of never meeting "The One"

- Of meeting the wrong one over and over again

- Of never creating my own family



I search...



- For the perfect black dress

- The "happily ever after" relationship

- For the perfect drink



I wonder...



- If I'll ever be truly happy

- Why my plants always seem to commit group suicide

- If my downstairs neighbour can hear the flashlight ;)



I never...



- Leave the house without nail polish on my toes

- Walk on street grates

- Go to the bathroom without peeking behind the shower curtain first



I rarely...



- Eat breakfast

- Go a day without going to a Starbucks

- Say what's really on my mind



I cry...



- At sad movies

- When I'm pissed off or really stressed

- When laughing




I am not always...



- Sober

- On time

- The most politically correct person



I lose...



- Track of time when surfing the web

- My bank card at least once a month

- Myself, when trying to help others



I'm confused...



- About who really is my boss

- About the parking signs on my street

- About religion



I miss...



- Waking up with somebody beside me... other than the dog...

- Having an unpredictable schedule

- My sisters

- Nico ;)



I need...



- A laptop with a working keyboard

- A few weeks off

- Sleep



I should...



- Be nicer to my noisy neighbors

- Be more patient when driving

- Be sleeping instead of doing this post...

- Be less predictable

Happy Holidays !!

Ya Right...

I live on the corner of a huge construction site. As we passed in front of the construction area today, some workers where closing off the site for the holidays. Not wanting to move some gigantic propane tanks, they decided to tie them up on the fence with a thin metal thread. As we passed, the foreman was saying: "Naa, nobody gonna try stealing those. And beside, they're tied up !!"



That reminded me of our move to the new office building; our front door still hadn't been installed and as the security guard passed by, he said: "Just put tape accross the door. That way, people will know not to come in!!"



I sleep better knowing such intelligent people are around...

Vacation...

Moka and I are finally on holiday for the next 2 weeks !!



What do you think is on our mind ?

Killer...

See this pie ? It almost killed me today.



Who the hell puts cinnamon instead of flour UNDER the bottom crust ??

Battle...

I had a fight with my alarm clock this morning. Who do you think won ?

Snow...

We received some snow on Sunday : 40 cm in total. Some city would be shut down for a couple of days. We were advised to drive safely...

I was all smilly on my way to work today and didn't even bother putting my ipod on. Listening to people cursing while trying to find their cars made my day. I'm that weird...

See the bumps here and there ? Yep, those are actual cars...

She's happy now...

I went shopping with my mom today. I know ; sooo news worthy !



She needed a new hat and mittens and we managed to find some sheepskin ones that made her very happy. See that smile ? She had it for the whole day ! It would even grow bigger when we passed in front of mirrors. Must be something in the wool...

Venting...

Let me vent here...




My office has been using the same DOS system since 1981. You read it right : a DOS system.



You are allowed to laught.



That system and I pretty much have a hate-hate relationship. There's all those codes to remember and depending on who created the page, the applications are either in French or in English, with no ways of knowing in advance. So that 30 minutes you just spent looking for the right codes ? Got to start from the beginning again because, well, you didn't pick the right language. And let me guess ; you didn't write those codes down neither, right?



I'm starting to have nightmares about it...

Dreaming...

I was dreaming about an amazing date and suddenly felt something moving beside me. I carefully openned my eyes only to find this :

Yeah. Back to reality.