vendredi 21 septembre 2007

Lame...

Conversation I had the pleasure to have while walking the dog this week...






Stranger : Hey ! Cute dog !! My name is Mark, by the way...


JATP: Hi Mark ! My name is JATP


Stranger : No way ! A palm reader told me my future bride's name would be JATP !!


JATP: Really ? Did she also mention the name of your CURRENT wife ?


Stranger, quickly looking at the band on his important finger : Yeah... See Ya !






Question: What's the lamest pick up line you've heard ?

8 commentaires:

  1. "Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"

    *gak*

    I think I've lost out on a lot of dates because cheesy pick-up lines just make me giggle. I can't help it. Then the cheesy-pick-up-line-giver gets THAT LOOK because I laughed in his face, so that makes me laugh some more. :)

    Hello, Michele sent me!

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  2. Too many that I don't recall any!

    Michele sent me here to think itover!

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  3. Oh, it's such a long time ago, I can't even remember the good ones, lol!!
    This one was truly lame... :)

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  4. Off the top of my head?

    "I'm into nudity....."

    I dated the guy for 4 years. Turns out he was telling the truth

    heeheehee

    Michele sent me along........to say hideeeho

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  5. LOL, LOL...Well, it is Sooooo long ago, I don't honestly remember!
    Thanks for your visit!

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  6. Michele sent me to say hi, JATP.

    um - 'how do you like your breakfast eggs?'

    pathetic, I know.....

    The one that usually gets my attention is 'can I buy you a drink?'

    cq

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  7. Goodness, can't remember the last time I dated. I'm not sure cheesy pick up lines were even invented back then... just kidding, I just can't remember any.

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  8. HAHAHA!!! I haven't heard any unique pick up lines, but I did hear one great rebuttal.

    Man: Haven;t I seen you before?

    Woman. No. And let's keep it that way.

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